Lanterns at the Heian Shrine
Lanterns at the Heian Shrine, Kyoto Japan

I seem to be way behind on my photo processing, and today it got worse when an FFF (friend of a friend of Fumie) got married at the Heian Shrine, which is conveniently quite near where I live.

A traditional Japanese wedding is attended by only the very closest of family; it's the reception that's the big celebration attended by throngs of guests, so it's for that the FF (friend-of-Fumie) came to Kyoto.

We could, however, visit the public grounds of the shrine and witness the newly-married couple leaving the area by rickshaw for the reception venue (in this case, at the Miyako Hotel, a 10-minute ride away). The FF then followed along by taxi to the party.

I took many pictures and am very pleased with them, but I must clear a huge backlog in my photo workflow before I can show them. I did want to post something, so pulled the above shot out. As you can see, I'm also experimenting a bit with borders. I don't think they make so much sense for the web, necessarily, but I'm using it to visualize the result I might get if I had the photo printed, matted, and framed. (The copyright notice is not really required, but is there because it always seems to be there when people add frames online, and I wouldn't want it to look unbalanced without it 🙂 )


Working Out and Feeling Great

My posts seem to have a negative tint lately, so I thought I'd try to counter that with a post on the somewhat of a success story that are my recent workouts at the gym.

Fitness History

In the very old days I was quite skinny (more gangly, really, considering that I'm a geek), and weighed in at about 180 pounds [82kg]. I'm 6'4" [192cm], so 180 pounds is pretty lean. Then I started working out and I built up a fairly nice build; at my peak, I had Popeye arms (okay, not really, but at least I had some muscle on my bones) and was about 200 pounds [91kg]. I was very pleased.

But then I spent two highly stressful, highly sedentary years writing a book followed pretty much immediately by the lack of time and some years of chronic back pain associated with a kid, and the end result was a fairly tubby 216 pound [98kg] me.

Mind you, that 16-pound [6.5kg] gain masks the related muscle loss and subsequent replacement by fat. For my new non-manly build I was closer to 30 pounds [14kg] over what I should have been.

Hitting the Gym

I finally started to do something about it in October, when I started going to a small gym with my friend Katsunori Shimada. My goal was to go thrice weekly, and having the pressure not to cancel on someone has been helpful in mostly keeping that goal, with the exceptions of when I've been sick (which has been way, way too many times).

At first, we went to some of the aerobics classes, and I was surprised to find that I really liked them. Very high energy, and not boring at all. The one problem was that I had a hard time memorizing whatever moves were being used that day, and so often found that I couldn't keep up properly. After a while, I realized that while I really liked the physical workout, I really disliked the mental workout. For whatever reason, that gym likes to keep the aerobic workouts quite complex, so I decided to abandon them.

Cardio

We tried the exercise bikes, but found them mind-numbingly boring and butt-numbingly painful. Then we gave the elliptical cross trainers a try and found a real hit.

Life Fitness elliptical cross
trainer model 91x

They're very easy on the joints (and the rear), and for some reason much less boring than the bikes. I created a “30-minute workout” playlist on my iPod, which starts out at a slow 55 beats-per-minute pace, works up to 85 bpm, then back down to 75, then up to 98 for a few minutes, then down to 60 for a while, then up again until a 5+ minute run of 99 bpm at the end. A 99 bpm song translates to a 99 revolutions per minute cycle pace, which is just short of flying.

All along the way I try to actually keep up with the pace, but at first this was only the most wishful of thinking, as I couldn't get through 15 minutes much less 30. My water bottle would be drained in the first five minutes.

Eventually I could get through 30 minutes, but certainly not keeping the pace set by the playlist. My water bottle was lasting a good 20 minutes, too.

As time went, I could finally get through the whole thing at the prescribed pace, and have a bit left in the water bottle at the end. I'd half kill myself doing it, of course, peaking at a heart rate of about 165 bpm and ending up drenched in sweat. (Despite the fact that I actually drank a lot during this, and that much of what I sweated away stayed on me in the form of a wet shirt, overall I would still lose almost two pounds [800g] in those 30 minutes!)

Lately, though, I go through the whole workout easily, and my heart rate doesn't get much above 145 at the fastest. Even when I doubled the 99 beats-per-minute pace at the end to 10 minutes, I find that I'm just in cruise control and feel like I could go on indefinitely. And I don't even bring a water bottle anymore.

Weight Training

We also do simple weight training on the machines for about an hour -- we go through a list of an even dozen exercises, just one set each (15 reps for upper-body, 20 reps for lower-body). We use a workout sheet that I'd made to use when I worked out in the Yahoo! employee gym, and keep track of our progress. I've now regained the big barrel chest and Popeye arms (okay, again, you know what I mean) and feel great. Shimada-san, who had never done any meaningful exercise, has progressed rapidly himself.

The Best Part

This is Japan, after all, so the best part is that after you get a shower and are all cleaned up, you can enjoy a hot bath right there at the gym. After that, I sit in front of some fans to dry and cool down, and that's the best part for me.

Last week, though, I discovered something even better than the hot bath: a cold one. They have what I would suppose in English would be called a “plunge bath”, a bath of cold water. It's not freezing or anything; it's a warm-sounding 68F [20C], but believe me, after a hot shower it feels like ice. The first couple of times were very difficult (it's COLD!), but I'm used to it now so it's not difficult to get in up to my neck. I stay for only a few seconds, and then I'm done.

What I find so nice about it is that I feel so refreshed afterwards. I still enjoy sitting in front of the fan, but find that I don't really need to do so as I did after the hot bath (the hot bath having left me a bit dizzy). In any case, after a good workout and the plunge bath, I feel alive and genki.

The Bottom Line

Beside the financial costs, it really takes time. The gym is a one-hour round trip drive away, and most days that I go it ends up eating a painful four hours. But Fumie's been supportive, and the results so far are that my chronic back ache is virtually gone, I feel wonderful, I've put on a fairly good build and lost a lot of blubber to the tune of now being about 207 pounds [94kg]. I've been going for just four and a half months (half of the time, it seems, being out of commission with a cold), so I'm pleased with the progress.


“Press 1 for incompetence….”

So, I call up PG&E to make a payment on the gas/electricity for the Cupertino house. They have one of those voice-navigation phone systems (“say 'card' to pay by card; say 'check' to pay by check”) that for some reason I find really annoying. (Most of what I find I want to say to such systems are words they would likely not recognize, and which are not printable in a refined forum such as my blog 🙂 )

Anyway, I navigate through entering my account number and credit card number, but it keeps reporting that there's an error of some sort with my card number and perhaps I'd like to try entering it again. After a few rounds of this, I hang up and call back to talk to a human. After a five minute wait, I reach someone and mention that the pay-by-phone thing had trouble with my credit card, to which she replied “oh, it doesn't accept credit cards -- you need to use a debit card”.

Well geez, thanks for telling me. Why on earth didn't the pay-by-phone service thing say that credit cards aren't accepted?! How moronic.


Shame on Volvo for egregious lack of safety

This is starting to sound like a broken record, but this time it's shame on Volvo for not having LATCH car-seat mount points (called “ISOFIX” outside America). I posted earlier about Audi not having LATCH points on some of their models offered in Japan. Today we were at a Volvo dealership, and while browsing one of the catalogs noticed a quote from the founder along the lines of “because cars are driven by people, safety must always be our primary concern.”

Very nice, but why does it seem that none of their cars offered in Japan have this most very basic safety feature? (At least, none of the cars at the dealer I checked today, including models that run for $60,000!) It's just two short lengths of metal welded at the appropriate spot on the seat frame -- how hard can it be? This is an international standard, for Pete's sake!

Even worse, the seat belts weren't even the locking type (see previous post for an explanation of this). This means that 99% of all car seats can't be used in the car at all without special (sold separately, don't forget to bring them) belt locks.

Pathetic.


More hardware problems; Shame on Dell

My horribly flaky hardware had a resurgence of horribleness yesterday with my ill-conceived idea to windowsupdate the thing. After installing 52 security updates, rebooting, installing Service Pack 2, rebooting, then installing the cumulative SP2 security updates (Lord knows how many in there), and rebooting again, my machine is now just as flaky as it was last September. Sigh.

WindowsUpdate™ -- keep up to date on all the latest bugs and inconveniences.

Despite the clear connection between WindowsUpdate and the problems, I believe it's somehow also related to my hardware, and that if I replace it I might extract myself from this mess. My brother has had good luck with Dell, so I point my Firefox browser over to Dell Japan to check out their systems. I see one that looks nice and click on the “configure” link, and am graced with this page:

screenshot of Dell's shameful browser handling

You don't need to be able to read Japanese to see right away that they are morons. Sigh.

Luckily, there's the most excellent User-agent Switcher extension to Firefox, which is always have on hand. I tell Firefox to tell the Dell website that it's Internet Explorer, and the Dell site is then happy to let me in, and everything works just fine.