Rummaging through some photos on my picture archive, I came across this picture, which I took with my cell phone this past January when I ran across some mugs for sale in my local grocery store.

There were various types of mugs, all of the “spring is full of flowers” and “happiness is a teddy bear” ilk, except this one, which said:

Men who call women “sweetheart”, “baby”, or “honey” should have their little tiny peckers cut off.

I thought it was sort of funny, as it was obvious that no one there knew what it meant.