{"id":305,"date":"2006-12-09T23:23:32","date_gmt":"2006-12-09T14:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/2006-12-09\/305"},"modified":"2006-12-09T23:23:32","modified_gmt":"2006-12-09T14:23:32","slug":"more-messy-faces-and-a-crying-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/2006-12-09\/305","title":{"rendered":"More Messy Faces, and a Crying Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n<p>Last week I showed four-year-old Anthony with a <a\nhref=\"\/blog\/2006-12-01\/295\">messy face<\/a>, and received\ncomments like &#8220;<i>that's<\/i> not <span class='nobr'>a messy<\/span> face,&#8221; with commenters\nrecklessly comparing my well-behaved four-year-old with their snotty-nosed\nincorrigibles as infants.<\/p>\n\n<p>Well, <span class='nobr'>I used to<\/span> have one of those, too <b>\ud83d\ude42<\/b><\/p>\n\n<table style='margin-top:10px; margin-bottom:10px' width='100%'><tr valign='bottom' align='center'><td>\n\n  <a href=\"\/i\/2003-09-14_09-42.02__08115.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/i\/2003-09-14_09-42.02__08115_sm.jpg\" width=\"340\" height=\"531\"\nalt=\"11-month-old Anthony with rice all over his face, and\neven in his nose!\"\nid=\"i2003_09_14_09_42_02__08115\"\nstyle=\"border:solid 15px black\"\ntitle=\"11-month-old Anthony with rice all over his face, and\neven in his nose!\"\/><\/a>\n\n<\/td><td>\n\n  <a href=\"\/i\/2003-09-16_11-29-00__08132.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/i\/2003-09-16_11-29-00__08132_sm.jpg\" width=\"340\" height=\"524\"\nalt=\"11-month-old Anthony with\n  blueberry-apple babyfood all over his face\"\nid=\"i2003_09_16_11_29_00__08132\"\nstyle=\"border:solid 15px black; border-top: solid 18px black; border-bottom: solid 18px black\"\ntitle=\"11-month-old Anthony with\n  blueberry-apple babyfood all over his face\"\/><\/a>\n<\/td><\/tr> <tr><td colspan='2' align='center'>\n   <span style='font-size:145%'>11-Month-Old Anthony in Various Stages of Un-Eat<\/span>\n<\/td><\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n<p>Notice the rice <b>in<\/b> his nose in the left-hand picture.<\/p>\n\n<p style='margin-top:40px'>Anyway, here's <span class='nobr'>a followup<\/span> to the <a\nhref=\"\/blog\/2006-12-01\/295\">messy face<\/a> post. When\nasked to smile for the camera, Anthony tries, but it's <span class='nobr'>a very<\/span> fake, plastic\nsmile. <span class='nobr'>So while<\/span> taking pictures of his messy face, <span class='nobr'>I did various<\/span> things to\ntry to get him to laugh.<\/p>\n\n<p>The first picture below is just after <span class='nobr'>I made<\/span> <span class='nobr'>a loud<\/span> sound..... mouseover\nthe boxed letters below the image to see subsequent views (with the number\nof seconds between)....\n\n<\/p>\n\n<div style='height:482px; width:670px; position: relative; z-index: 1; margin: 15px auto 10px auto; padding-bottom: 10px'>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/i\/JEF_023893_sm.jpg\" width=\"670\" height=\"482\"\nid=\"img996_1\"\nnoindex=\"1\"\nstyle=\"position:absolute; left:0; top:0; display:block\"\/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/i\/JEF_023894_sm.jpg\" width=\"670\" height=\"482\"\nid=\"img996_2\"\nnoindex=\"1\"\nstyle=\"position:absolute; left:0; 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i < 6; i++) {\n      if (i != num) {\n          img996[i].style.display         = 'none';\n          but996[i].style.borderColor     = 'gray';\n          but996[i].style.backgroundColor = '';\n          but996[i].style.borderWidth     = '1px';\n          but996[i].style.padding         = '6px';\n          but996[i].style.color           = '';\n      }\n   }\n }\n<\/script>\n\n\n<p>Whatever it was that made him laugh soon melted into <span class='nobr'>a slow<\/span>-developing\ncry. <span class='nobr'>I think<\/span> he was fairly tired and ready for <span class='nobr'>a nap.<\/span> <span class='nobr'>A hug helped<\/span>.<\/p>\n\n<p style='margin-top:40px'>Here's <span class='nobr'>a bonus<\/span> pic <span class='nobr'>I ran<\/span> across while looking in\nthe archives for messy faces: Anthony, <span style='white-space:nowrap'>aged 1 year 10 months,<\/span> and\nspaghetti:<\/p>\n\n<div class='ic'><a\nhref=\"\/i\/2004-08-26_20-40-35__09392.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/i\/2004-08-26_20-40-35__09392_sm.jpg\" width=\"670\" height=\"472\"\nalt=\"Well-Versed in the Culinary Arts of Italian Cuisine -- Kyoto, Japan -- Copyright 2006 Jeffrey Eric Francis Friedl\"\nid=\"i2004_08_26_20_40_35__09392\"\nstyle=\"border:solid 15px black\"\ntitle=\"Anthony, aged 22 months,\nslurping spaghetti like a pro\"\/><\/a> <br\/> <span\nstyle='font-size:135%'>Well-Versed in the Culinary Arts of Italian\nCuisine<\/span><\/div>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I showed four-year-old Anthony with a messy face, and received comments like \"that's not a messy face,\" with commenters recklessly comparing my well-behaved four-year-old with their snotty-nosed incorrigibles as infants.<\/p> <p>Well, I used to have one of those, too <b>\ud83d\ude42<\/b><\/p> 11-Month-Old Anthony in Various Stages of Un-Eat <p>Notice the rice <b>in<\/b> his nose in the left-hand picture.<\/p> <p style='margin-top:40px'>Anyway, here's a followup to the messy face post. When asked to smile for the camera, Anthony tries, but it's a very fake, plastic smile. 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