{"id":2439,"date":"2014-07-26T10:46:39","date_gmt":"2014-07-26T01:46:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/2014-07-26\/2439"},"modified":"2014-07-29T02:13:40","modified_gmt":"2014-07-28T17:13:40","slug":"too-good-to-be-true-a-untied-airlines-flight-that-almost-went-smoothly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/2014-07-26\/2439","title":{"rendered":"Too Good To Be True: a United Airlines Flight That Almost Went Smoothly"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n<p>I'm in Ohio to visit my folks for <span class='nobr'>a couple<\/span> of weeks, having flown out of Osaka on Friday afternoon,\nvia Tokyo and Chicago to arrive in Akron, Ohio on Friday evening.\nUnlike many previous trips where <span class='nobr'>I had<\/span> some form of harrowing experience\n(such as\n<a href='\/blog\/2014-01-06\/2364'>this<\/a>,\n<a href='\/blog\/2012-12-25\/2173'>this<\/a>,\nor <a href='\/blog\/2013-08-11\/2297'>this<\/a>), this trip went perfectly smoothly.... until we arrived.<\/p>\n\n<p>The 12-hour Tokyo-to-Chicago flight seemed to go quickly thanks to copious amounts of Ambien, and arriving half an hour early\nhelped make immigration\/customs and making the connecting flight much better. <span class='nobr'>We arrived<\/span> in Akron on time and my Dad was waiting,\nand as we're strolling to baggage claim I'm already writing this <span class='QO'>&#8220;<\/span>everything went well for <span class='nobr'>a change!<\/span><span class='QC'>&#8221;<\/span> blog post in my mind.<\/p>\n\n<p>Then Anthony mentions <span class='QO'>&#8220;<\/span><span class='nobr'>I hope<\/span> they don't lose our luggage again<span class='QC'>&#8221;<\/span>, and this reminds me suddenly that our luggage is lost about\nhalf the time we fly into Akron. Don't say such things Anthony... you'll jinx us! When one of our two bags showed up, <span class='nobr'>I thought<\/span> we were fine,\nbut you can see where this is going... )-:<\/p>\n\n<p>At least United knows where the second bag is.... it was in Chicago when he\nchecked. Among the small crowd of folks on the same flight without their\nbag was <span class='nobr'>a guy<\/span> who had flown in from Nova Scotia who was told, by <span class='nobr'>a voice<\/span> as\nperplexed about what he was reading on the screen as the customer was in\nhearing it, <span class='QO'>&#8220;<\/span>it seems your bag was sent back to Nova Scotia<span class='QC'>&#8221;<\/span>.<\/p>\n\n<p>Otherwise we're fine... Anthony and <span class='nobr'>I already<\/span> knocked <span class='nobr'>a soccer<\/span> ball around outside, had some\n<a href='http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Manwich'>Manwiches<\/a> for dinner, and have freshened up with <span class='nobr'>a shower.<\/span> <\/p>\n\n<p>Hopefully the bag shows up tomorrow.<\/p>\n\n<p><b>UPDATE:<\/b> it was delivered at 3:27am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I'm in Ohio to visit my folks for a couple of weeks, having flown out of Osaka on Friday afternoon, via Tokyo and Chicago to arrive in Akron, Ohio on Friday evening. Unlike many previous trips where I had some form of harrowing experience (such as this, this, or this), this trip went perfectly smoothly.... until we arrived.<\/p> <p>The 12-hour Tokyo-to-Chicago flight seemed to go quickly thanks to copious amounts of Ambien, and arriving half an hour early helped make immigration\/customs and making the connecting flight much better. We arrived in Akron on time and my Dad was waiting, and [...]","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}