{"id":191,"date":"2006-05-10T10:26:43","date_gmt":"2006-05-10T01:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/2006-05-10\/191"},"modified":"2006-05-10T10:26:43","modified_gmt":"2006-05-10T01:26:43","slug":"the-best-email-ive-ever-gotten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/2006-05-10\/191","title":{"rendered":"The Best Email I&#8217;ve Ever Gotten"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<p>\nThis by far is the most funny email message <span class='nobr'>I have<\/span> ever received:\n\n<\/p>\n<pre>\n\n  Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 13:48:22 -0700\n  From: <i>hidden<\/i>\n  To: jfriedl@yahoo.com\n  Subject:\n\n  Saw your book. It's tripe. I learned more from man pages and googling.\n  I feel bad for any schmuck who wasted their money on that garbage. I\n  hear you are a real jackass. Not surprised. Your picture looks like a\n  typical jackass. Fortunately your kids don't look like their dad,\n  yikes. Your lame blog form doesn't even work right.\n  Anyway, you suck and you've done all that you can. May as well hide\n  out in Japan with your internet mail order wife.\n  Cheers\n\n<\/pre>\n\n<p>\nThe lack of a subject line almost got this message blocked by my spam filter, but\nluckily it got through.\n\n<\/p><p>\n\nI think it's a great testament to my writing skills that someone who knows\nme only from my various writings can so well and truly <i>know me<\/i>. <span class='nobr'>The only part<\/span> of the message that gives me pause is the comment about the\n&#8220;blog form&#8221; not working -- which form, and what's not working? <span class='nobr'>I need more<\/span> details...\n\n<\/p><p>\n\n<small>(I've elided the name and email address of the sender, as <span class='nobr'>I suspect<\/span> it's\nfake, although I've never heard the name before.)<\/small>\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> This by far is the most funny email message I have ever received: <\/p> <p> The lack of a subject line almost got this message blocked by my spam filter, but luckily it got through. <\/p><p> I think it's a great testament to my writing skills that someone who knows me only from my various writings can so well and truly know me. The only part of the message that gives me pause is the comment about the \"blog form\" not working -- which form, and what's not working? I need more details... <\/p><p> (I've elided the name and [...]","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}