{"id":1390,"date":"2009-12-09T00:34:12","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T15:34:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/2009-12-09\/1390"},"modified":"2009-12-09T00:34:12","modified_gmt":"2009-12-08T15:34:12","slug":"how-to-make-an-entire-day-evaporate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/2009-12-09\/1390","title":{"rendered":"How to Make an Entire Day Evaporate"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<div class='resize_warning' id='arw1390'>\n<b>NOTE<\/b>: Images with an <img class='raw' width='19' height='18' src='\/i\/s\/red_zoomup.gif'\/> icon next to them have been artificially shrunk to better fit your screen; click the icon to restore them, in place, to their regular size.\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>You know the feeling waking up to the realization that your alarm didn't\ngo off and you have five minutes before you absolutely must be ready and\ngone? I've felt it all day.<\/p>\n\n<p>But we now have our Christmas Cards and <a\nhref=\"\/blog\/2008-01-03\/676\">New Year Cards<\/a> designed,\nuploaded, and ordered.<\/p>\n\n<p>Not addressed and sent, but at least ordered.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know the feeling waking up to the realization that your alarm didn't go off and you have five minutes before you absolutely must be ready and gone? I've felt it all day.<\/p> <p>But we now have our Christmas Cards and New Year Cards designed, uploaded, and ordered.<\/p> <p>Not addressed and sent, but at least ordered.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1390"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regex.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}