Child's Mini Toy Pinball Game
A friend had this little toy pinball game, seen here on my knee (via my
old crappy cellphone camera). I was struck by the emotional depth of the
directions/commentary on the back, seen here...
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Just in case you can't read that fuzzy picture, here's the full text:
Intelligent Marble
Intelligence add lucky
A GAME OF MARBLES
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- Marble is a kind of game that
is very modern now. It collects
excitement fasciration. It's a very interesting
game. It can cot only trains lover's skill and
intelligence but also is a vest way
for lover to make friends it's an
intelligent game for a family to be
a happy field. Spring your miracle
onpetite your level
- You'll surpass yourself intelligence
and skill the Ough a semies of
intelligent ompetition actions,
competite your intelligent and your
skill partic-ipate in together. Plagways.
1. The two parties will judge winning
or losing, according to the highest
Grand total. The one who get the
highest grade is a big winner. 2. Before
a game begins, players may Also
engage to shoot the five provided
plastic teas-ed pearl early or late
getting the grand totalWe winner
according to how many points it
can reach.
- Where there is a will,there is a way
The training Of will,intellivgence,
skill will be your best ladder of
success,it is your best training way
of defeating Everything.
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Well, it’s rather difficult to argue with any of that ;o)
I thought I had seen the most hardcore engrish ever when I traveled to Japan, until now.
whudidisay ?
Reads more or less like the technical repair manual for my 1965 Honda motorcycle. No wonder I could never fix the thing!
I see it’s a “Super Pachinko Game.” which must explain why these instructions didn’t seem to come with the *regular* Pachinko game we had as kids. That explains everything!